Exploring the Caves of Crystal Part I and II

Let me say up front that I am not a bad guy. Well, I guess the only one who ever told me I was a good boy was my mama, but that is certainly not my fault at all. It is a hard world out there and a guy has to be on his toes all the time and watch out for all the cocksuckers who would stab you in the back just to get your wallet. I will admit I had a bit of a drinking problem from time to